The harp is a lie.

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Originally Posted by Anonymoose

Look at the arrow. Now at the maybe-harp. Now back at the arrow. And back at the maybe-harp.
I'm on a chocobo.

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I probably laughed harder at this than I should have, thank you for posting it

You guys got it all wrong! Con is going to be Bard! No and if's or butts!!! Either way who cares, least perhaps it will break down the "Must be an Archer to play in any group in ffxiv" motto. Now it will be Must be a Barcher to play in any group in ffxiv" motto! I for one am happy they have decided to make Archer, Bard. Be a good break in between the 70 Archers I pass everytime I run through town. Now I can least think, some of those just maybe.. maybe... be Barchers!

Could still be a harp.

I acknowledge your notion though.

i think its a bow-harp-halberd-butter-knife that can shoot needle to sew camisole upon the mob

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Originally Posted by OptimalZedd

i think its a bow-harp-halberd-butter-knife that can shoot needle to sew camisole upon the mob

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Not gonna put a gun on there? Obviously you didn't see the sign-ups for joining the Empire...
Get a gun on that swiss-army-bow, soldier.

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Originally Posted by OptimalZedd

i think its a bow-harp-halberd-butter-knife that can shoot needle to sew camisole upon the mob

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KNIFEWREEENCH!

It's a carp.

you guys are all crazy

what harp has FOUR strings with a piece of wood between it? Its obviously a recursive longbow or whoever dev'd it has no concept about music.

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Originally Posted by Azurymber

you guys are all crazy

what harp has FOUR strings with a piece of wood between it? Its obviously a recursive longbow or whoever dev'd it has no concept about music.

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It's a freaking harp in a bow and you're trying to apply real world concepts to it?

Music in Eorzea works in mysterious ways. There, your logic denied!

assume there are 2 on the other side of the piece of wood lol