The terrible patch notes for 2.57

I go to the gym before coil thank you.


I enjoy getting jacked before I get <megaflare> stacked.

"We also expect to see a significant decrease in shittalking between females as a result."


*scoffs* I'm like a female gamer and im so offended! Please check your privileges because I feel like I'm being oppressed.


I'm a guy and I'm joking.

I'm pretty sure Odin is happy now, riding in the woods freely.
He doesn't appear to fight, guys. Odin just wants to ride.

STOP ODIN KILLING :(

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...18#post2950718

Prepare your butts people. Totally gonna be all this.

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Originally Posted by SecretCrowds

• Female Miqo'te breasts have been nerfed by 80% and given to male Roegadyns to encourage more racial diversity.

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Finally, I will achieve true flatness...

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Originally Posted by SecretCrowds

[*]Story Linkpearls have been underused lately, so we've added NPC telemarketers who will contact you on your Linkpearls. If you screen them, they will call back every 20 minutes until you answer. If you answer and talk with them, they will call back every 30 minutes. There is not a "do-not-call" list.

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I thought we got that ages ago with all that RMT spam?

[Undocumented] If you leave an EX primal farm group immediately after winning a roll on a pony, you will receive a +25 bonus to all your subsequent pony rolls. We feel those other players don't deserve them as much as you do.

Porters could be cool if you're allowed to get off them any time you like, and they move at something like 1.5 to 2 times as fast as player mounts. Put racing stripes on their beaks.