Drunk, pantsless and tonedeaf is no way to go through life, son.
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I think with scholar you should be able to /beckon like with the succubus and it sits on your shoulder.
Paladin: Slashes the air with the sword then raises it to the heavens.
Warrior: Raises the axe in the air with both hands with a primal yell, a la Rock Adams.
White Mage: Meditating while surrounded by a blinding aura.
Black Mage: Chanting spells while wrapped in an umbral aura.
Monk: Shadow boxing.
Dragoon: Piercing the air with several thrusts, finishing with a Wheeling Thrust.
Summoner: All egis and Carbuncle appear and dance around the Summoner.
Scholar: Both fairies leap out and shower the Scholar with stardust.
Ninja: Several images of the Ninja appear and perform various mudras.
Bard: Pulls out the harp and plays several melodies.
With my luck, /dragoon would be the dragoon falling face ground into the ground as if they are dead. Knowing Square Enix, they'd jump on this bandwagon and mock one of my favorite classes even more, lol. :P