FFXIV Jokes

Your chocobo is so fat I mistook it for your Moma! :O

What is the definition of "pissed off?"
A lalafell with a yo-yo.

Atma

/10chars

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Originally Posted by Pantz

Atma

/10chars

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You need to change "/10chars"
to "drop mic"

cause that just owned this thread

I called out Stinging Sophie for my party.

A random person runs up shortly after and asks why I'm not fighting it.

I respond: I wait for Bs.

ba-dum tss

Oldie but goodie, and usable for just about any game out there:

You know you've played A Realm Reborn too much when the microwave goes ding and you yell "Grats!"

A Bard walks into a bar. Everyone was mute.

Why do dragoons have jumps?
So they can hit the floor at higher speeds.

Garuda Hard mode.

Why its always miqo'te girls we save in quests?

Because we are rewarded with p*ssy!