Funny/silly Macro you use or seen before

Creative macros usually are a sure one way ticket to I-do-not-like-this-person train, as far as I'm concerned >.>;

Some are witty, but that happens once in a blue moon. Most are either just trying to be funny (while failing) or rehashes of "popular" macros.
Bottom line, the last thing I want in the heat of battle when I'm paired with strangers, is to read useless lines of text.... as opposed to just a basic macro one-liner that let's me know quickly what I need to know.

/micon Resurrection
/ac Swiftcast <me> <wait.1>
/ac Resurrection <t>
/p <t> is laying down on the job and wanting a {Raise} too!!!

In FFXI I used {Raise II}

Surprised there's no mention of the lalalfell /pray spam macro to have a twerking Lala dance troupe. Always turns heads when my FC and I spam it in Rev Toll. xD

one of the people in a ls im in has a great provoke macro.
Hey <t>! your mother was(cant remember this part) and your father smelt of elderberrys! I fart in your general direction!
then there is Kura Kittys macros for stuff.
Eos? Eos get out here!

http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/fj03-91-3fe9.jpg

best way to explain behemoth

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http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/fj03-91-3fe9.jpg

best way to explain behemoth

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LOL best macro hahaha I cant stop laughing

Is that a snowman?

From a Lodestone blogger, Theoel Maryrose.

Feena Valkyrie : Coming up next is the sweet, panty-dropping jams of Mage's Ballad to fill your empty bars with the hot sticky mana you so deserve. <se.9>

https://pastebin.com/rW4s7Bmv

At this point, I am now legitimately curious how some of these 5 year old threads are found. Nice macro, btw, but seriously, how did you find this relic from 2014?