As long as he does the riding without the mask, Ohohohoho!
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oh really OP, how dare u forgot to mention the line of that Lord Haurch-whatever from dragonhead when he said the best steed he wanted is our toon!naws thats really offensive sexually!
Yeah, I found large chunks of the dialogue in this quest chain to be quite uncomfortable.
I'm really going to have to do this quest later tonight just so I can join in this conversation. In 1.0, Rhoswen threatened to hang me from the frame of her ship "by my manhood" and nobody bat an eyelash. I'll check back in after I've experienced these fetishists (from a safe distance).
If you find a string of harmless words offensive and perverse, you're pretty damned perverted. You have to be to even connect the dots, so really you only have yourself to blame for even finding the issues you have with the dialogue.
I can't tell if the people in this thread are joking or not, and that makes me sad.
People that are so easily bothered by some light-hearted humour are precisely why we don't have enough of it... The quests were bizarre at times but I found them a fantastic change of pace along the same lines as the Hildibrand stuff.
The dialogue is supposed to be ridiculous and double entendre-y. That's what makes it funny... all the words they use are common in descriptions of horses and using it for a person just makes them sound skeevy and hilarious.
If folks are this scandalized by dialogue they haven't been reading what a lot of NPCs have been saying in the game up til now, that's for sure.
What's all this about horses, Doc?
This was probably one of the most amusing seasonal events SE came up with in a while. A special Triple Crown thoroughbred mount would have been nice, though.
~Jah was offended and felt like a mere object.. strewn asunder in some beast of burdenesque tug of war, that was until the [__censored for spoilers__] from Coerthas showed up and offered endless praise. After that it was.. saddle up/best of show! :P
Honestly though, I love the cutscene during seasonal events factor much more than pls ring this bell type quests. I would like to see something like this event but add a dungeon or FATE or free roaming NM too. This event is definitely one of my favorites now.