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****, My dog just ran out the front door again got to go.
well that AFK BS wont fly anymore.
I had 2, in consecutive coil parties:
"My cat just jumped out the window"
and
"My wife just started a fire in the kitchen. Normally I would ignore, but we live on the 21st story of an apartment."
"Sec, earthquake."
girlfriend just came over, about to get some head real quick. brb.
Mine would be "BRB son's bird just dive bombed me need to see what it wants", which meant he had no food or clean water and would sit on my desk and poop on stuff if I didn't get him squared away.
I always see people go afk saying, My kids woke up or I have to go pick my kids up. I mean tbh if I had kids I would not be spending tons of time on a game, I would spend it with my kids.