If you woke up as your FFXIV character....

I'd set up a premium transportation business using my anima and ability to travel the aether to any major location I have visited in the past.

Would probably start the day eating two lbs of bacon, knowing well that my body mass is completely constrained along the Z axis, and my six pack set in stone. Then I'd go convert all my gil into pesos, then into USD, would quit my job, buy a new wardrobe, etc. For the final stage, I would buy a fine sea vessel, pending how much $$$ I end up with, and live out my days as a fisherman and a sea pirate, until one day I am a true -dramatic camera angles- man of the -pose- sea.

Probably make love to a mirror (I'm a highlander) then I'd help people by doing leves and kill myself because all my work doesn't seem to be helping anyone at all.

I would commit suicide.

Cast Flare.

Then cry at the absolute failure.

I would roll around in all my gil :P

I would run around screaming because I WON'T BE ABLE TO FREAKING JUMP D:<


And I'd slide weirdly down hills... and by the way.. where are the bathrooms? D:

Feel my ears because am a elvaan then walk around a see all the short people look at me :)

Purr and be luxuriously feline. ^w^m (And heal people too, lol)

I would freak out because I have a tail and cat ears! Also shocked that I have breasts and lost my Glory Stick.

Then I would wait some days to get over it and attend to my everyday life with a Bardiche instead of a school backpack.