Another April Fools swap: who'd you get?

Sons of man! Murderers of my children!

I shall grind thee beneath my heel, mortal!
For thee, my hatred is unending, unyielding!

Tremble before the might of the earth!
To the last, I grapple with thee!

I hope I get a gorilla!

:Edit: A Garuda is fine too.

Interesting.

aaaaaaannnddd! Ta Dah!?

Strange nobody got Bismarck or Zurvan. Nidhogg would be cool, too.

you had me laugh about this one

So lets see what I got.

I can settle for crushing the world and replacing it with nature as Sephirot.

Nobody here but us chickens.

Oooh Garuda <3

And this one is...

Eh, works for me. My fav summon as a kid lol.