An NPC you truly hate with passion

NPCs I hate with a passion:
Thordan
Uldah, it's people, it's leadership
Gridania, it's people, it's leadership (except for Miqotes)
the Scions (except Y'shtola and feisty-mode Alisae and harem-garb Lyse)
Aymeric
All moogles

I cannot hate Yotsuyu. There is a heel-shaped hole in my soul that she fits perfectly. I hate the big samurai for taking my rightful place in chains on the floor at her feet. I would gladly give up a 4.2 relic grind for a Yotsuyu grind.

edit: I forgot to mention Minfilia, but I always wanted to write her damn link pearl password on her hand so she wouldn't keep forgetting it. But I couldn't hate her for a couple of obvious reasons.

The only NPC I hated was cut in half by Raubahn moments later after my hate was solidified. So I'm satisfied.

Minfilia- I come ALL the way from the [insert location here] for THIS?! girl you could have told me this over linkpearl! You have a knife Y U NO USE IT?! stab the people who kidnap you! cut the freaking ropes!

Yotsuyu- You had a bad life and that sucks...but killing innocent people and treating your bodyguard like CRAP wont make it any better, I bet you all my gil she's gonna backstab us because "MY FAMILY HATED ME AND SOLD ME OFF SO YOU ALL MUST DIE!!" She's pretty...till she starts talking. Forget her bring back my big goofball husbando! he deserves redemption! (Like I could see him being given farmhand type work or even like I dunno be 14s version of 11s adventuring fellow, though Chocobos have that slot already. Yes you can still smashy smashy monsters with me...And also blow things up! Boom go the corpses! ) I guess I gotta settle with my retainer who looks like him in butler gear.
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Gonna double post due to limit.

Fordola, I'm sorry but I hate her, no killing and humping your way to the top will NOT liberate Alamhigo, when even the Imperials hate you, you know you are horrible, We all know why Zenos never killed her, after all she had sex with everyone in the higher-ups to rank up so fast. (No I am not "slut shaming" or MUH SOGGY KNEES) And like Yotsuyu I bet you all my gil she will stab everyone in the back AGAIN just to score the D of whoever is going to replace Zenos and go on a killing rampage once again. Why didn't they just let Lyse kill her?!

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Originally Posted by CosmicKirby

Disliking things 'because' they're popular makes you a hipster.

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Clearly you missed the "more unbearable" part that suggests I already felt he was?

Minfillia... Or do dead people not count anymore?

Don't hate anyone else atm... Besides that bastard, Exdeath. Screw him....

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Originally Posted by Lokier

Minfillia... Or do dead people not count anymore?

Don't hate anyone else atm... Besides that bastard, Exdeath. Screw him....

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To be fair she's less dead and more possessed at the moment and with the full ability to become relevant again if they decide to bring back the WoD.

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Originally Posted by Enla

To be fair she's less dead and more possessed at the moment and with the full ability to become relevant again if they decide to bring back the WoD.

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They better not.... I hate that bitch. D:

haurchefant. besdies not understanding the absolute Adoration this very boring, uninteresting character has, i can say i was glad when we Finally rid ourselves of him. :v i have an appreciation for meaningful character development, but haurchefant remained stagnant from the time we met him, up until his death and it was even MORE disappointing when he was ultimately used as a plot device. the only good thing he did was fend off enemy npcs in instanced battles.

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Originally Posted by Enla

To be fair she's less dead and more possessed at the moment and with the full ability to become relevant again if they decide to bring back the WoD.

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I think we've all had our fill of Ark Angel ripoffs.