What if Dalamud Contest Entry Thread

What if Dalamud is really the new Death Star in Star Wars Episode VII Online and we have played the wrong game for 2 years...

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What if Dalamud was actually a forgotten 13th God, summoned back to Eorzea through Van Darnus' sacrifice. This thirteenth God is a harbringer of destruction, feeding through Atomos and causing strange crystal alignments? This is why summoning the Twelve cannot stop Dalamud; it is time for the forgotten Gods reign.

What if Dalamud was actually an excuse to rework FFXIV . . . :rolleyes:

what if dalamud was accually a primal, not just any primal but a whole new one which is stronger than all the others, a so called primal "boss"

What if Dalamud was bought by Disney?

What if Dalamud was actually Nael Van Darmus's father, an entity of the same kind of FF7's Jenova, capable of destroying worlds by massively draining their anima power?

What if Dalamund was actually A really big promotion for Dial-a-Mon, an dating website for rastafarian people looking for love. I hear those dates get HOT!

What if Dalamud was actually remnants of Venus which blew up in our galaxy and now arrived to the world of Hydealin, sending us their female Rogue-galkas and male mithra-kotes. Now no race can be alone!

What if Dalamud was actually my fault? I hacked the game and went SMN, used Ifrit's essence and broke the game. I'm sorry, please don't ban me. =/

What if Dalamud was actually just coming to help us roast marshmallows… here moogle moogle moogle!