Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

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Originally Posted by CosmicKirby

Oh? How does the order change?

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Originally Posted by Iagainsti

Heavy Drinking>Existential Crisis>Romancing yourself.

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This is why I have 2 personal bars at my disposal. (and why #2 and #3 on my list involved them)


I’m weirdly enough, less concerned with a bathroom (I go camping), and more concerned with how time would operate in game. 1 hour here is a full day there, so would that mean that a full timer pull on ThorEx would take a day and a half? Hell, I logged out 16 hours ago, which has been 16 days for my char. I just imagine my character unmoving and screaming internally “but he said he would be right back”….

also -- does my alt on the same server die, become an npc, disappear?

First order of business: freak out because I am suddenly a guy (and shorter if I end up as either my Miqo or my Lala)
Try to get used to only reaching up to everyone's thighs bc popoto or spend a while trying to figure out how do my ears work and 'holy shit tail!' I guess after the initial freakout is over, I'd try to see just how much I'll suck at being a Nin, Brd and Fishing :D

And then be sad when I realize I have no bathroom, no shower and that my char lives in a box under some bridge because homeless WoLs

I'd have a long walk of shame to my inn room or a market bored a quickly change into something less revealing since my Au Ra has an "incubus" look.

Then I'd get used to my horns snagging into things. As well as my tail bumbing into things and scales .... I wonder if the scales are smooth or rough? Can't imagin wearing certain type of clothing with those scales.

I'd probably hate sleeping since I have a horn/ tail and I'd wish I could be a hyur, instead

Let's assume away the crisis of OMG what about all my responsiblities IRL? It's just...magically taken care of.

I think my first order of business would be to find all my FC friends (who I also know IRL) and make sure we can handle the stresses of adventuring safely.
Assuming we can, my dream is to finally purify the Green Death and become a Nymian princess-scholar. #lifegoals

well considering we wouldn't be the WOL and these would be our new bodies real as they are irl....find a rich ul'dahn mechant son go to a inn room to talk about...stuff yes...talk *cough*Get pregnant*cough* punt a lala or maybe kick one off a cliff then see if they are really as tasty to cook and eat as many of us believe.

But seriously joking aside i would commission crafters to build toilets and toilet paper since more then likely we'll have to crafter this stuff the real way not the short version we got ingame now then become a paladin or just become an ishgardian knight since i love snow so much (if i cant become a paladin) test to make sure i know how to use the weapons if not then learn how to do so and then go out adventurering if not an ishgardian knight by then.

Travel everywhere i can on foot to see how many adventures i can go on and see the different places (may as well if were gonna be living there forever get familiar with it all.) Enjoy a long airship ride. Then once it's all out of my system find other family and friends to see if they are in eorzea as well if i don't find them after waking up in eorzea. Also i'm pretty sure time would move normally not fast like it does now right or we'd die faster from aging and stuff.

Oh! and of course if i'm not a miqo'te or au ra find some and see how they scales feel and how fluffy a kitties tail/ears are.

Learn to punch things and revel at my newfound height.

aka business as usual

After a bunch of things that shall remain unmentioned, I'd propose to V'kebbe.

http://i.imgur.com/GXxpLLG.png

After going through the shock'n awe of emotions of being a different race and gender i would consider using one of my fantasias or sell one for a bazillion gil. I would travel to Doma in search of a Ronin to teach me "The Way of the Samurai." I would open Eorzea's first Samurai guild. While training I'd ponder my philosophy of my life, do I embrace Hydaelyn's teaching and walk the path of light? or do I immerse myself in darkness and usurp Zodiark of its power and become the next Deus ex? No Game No Life anyone?(I would choose the former for i am a prolific WoL) I would want my guild along with others to be on the fore front of exploration and discovery of these new and unknown continents of this new world...

For fun i would create a LS called "The 7 Samurai of Debauchery" (Log Horizon style hehe) invite all my friend including master Gerolt I really want to have a drink with that guy. We would all party at the Gold Saucer Gucci Gucci style.
My travels would include teaching the botanist guild leaders how to properly utilize hydroponics, cuz lets be real i would miss maryjane more than internet porn. Then with my scholar friends create a new world magic that would allow everyone to use /smokeweedeveryday emotes (trust me your gonna want this)

After a lifetime of adventuring, discovering, liberating, defending, slaying, winning and losing I would want to retire somewhere near Bronze Lake. Reflecting back on my life just being happy I made it this far while looking at my class/job profile realizing my fisher is still at lvl 0 and not regret a thing.

"This is my story"
-Tidus

"May all your quest be epic"
-Donaria Justicar

Punt every single lalafail i see.

And given that we as players know all lalafails are invariably evil, we would be very justified in our actions.

Assuming I was in a public location, after the quick rundown of "I am now a foot shorter and a woman. Huh..." say "Oh god, not this again." just to confuse other new WoLs, before admitting that no, of course it is new to me as well.

Second... I'd like to say attempt to organize things so the world having so many superpowerful persons of apparently ambiguous morality doesn't cause the Eighth Umbral era. But really I'm lazy, so I'd probably just try to relax as everything falls down around my ears, with the good people assassinating Lolorito and the Bad people assassinating Nanamo "So it sticks this time." The annoyed people killing the Scions and the Aggressive/ Assertive people attacking the Empire.