Clever/funny resurrection macros

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Originally Posted by Rhyku

I'm hearing "Divine Assault! Nibelung Valesti!" in the back of my head now =p

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Definitely will use it with DRG's LB3

"funny" raise macros are one of the things i hate the most.

stuff like

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Originally Posted by Konata_Izumi

/p <t> spirit bond with the floor complete, converting to materia
/ac "Raise"
/p Converted into Stupidity V

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is not funny. in fact i would report you for harasement when you would use this with my name in it.

i know a raise macro is helpfull for the other healer. but making fun of the person who died is nothing else than bullying.
and with that many text some of the macros have it loses the purpose of helping the other healer anyway because you can't see the important information fast enough. so the only reason it exists is to bully the person who died...

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Originally Posted by Tint

stupid things

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So you're gonna report people for having fun in a video game ?
Ok great. Don't play it if you think that's harassment.

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Originally Posted by Watachy

So you're gonna report people for having fun in a video game ?
Ok great. Don't play it if you think that's harassment.

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i would report them for making fun of me. not for having fun. as i said: i think that's bullying. bullys have fun too, so it's okay to bully?

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Originally Posted by Tint

i would report them for making fun of me. not for having fun. as i said: i think that's bullying. bullys have fun too, so it's okay to bully?

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Sounds more like you hate people, of course im here to make that's a game.
Don't play an MMO if you don't wanna get matched with people playing for fun <.<

/p Get up <t>
/p The answers you seek are not written on the floor!

/say <t> "You can lose the match and the game, but if you don't lose to yourself, it isn't a loss." Since my character is karen araragi it is a quote of hers

"I'm not your (mommy/daddy), (target name), but I'm raising you now!"

Pre X-pack when i still healed I used the following:

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even the Dragoon won't die. Resurrecting _____

for a long time I used macros like these:

<t> vs AoE.... AoE wins, <t> get up and try again!

But then people got butt hurt and I still don't know why, therefore I decided to use a macro that is actually offending. You know give them a reason if they want to be butt hurt...

"thx for wasting my mp, <t>"

Some people then started to discuss that scholars have no mp issue, yada yada, like who cares...

Point is, if you're easily offended by a raise macro or any other macros, do yourself a favor and don't die. In most cases it's not the healers fault that players die, it's out of stupidity and can be avoided. So again, don't die or lay on the floor next to the drg for the rest of the fight if you can't handle a macro.