What if Dalamud was actually yummy cake
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What if Dalamud was actually yummy cake
What if Dalamud was actually how the transport vehicle for a bunch of lalafells?
What if Dalamud was a "Ship", carrying new species to Eorzea and taking with it everything it has destroyed, to continue life and rebuilding on another planet elsewhere. Dalamud is the "alien" spaceship of the Universe, and distributor of life to barren planets. Unknowingly a sign of life not death.
What if Dalamud was actually a harmless science experiment just floating about and it's evil Eorzea that's hurtling towards it, ensuring poor Dalamud's demise?
What if Dalamud...... "I have burnt my fishfingers thinking of a funny answer" :(.
What if Dalamud was actually a natural occurence and the Garleans were just using it as leverage? Actually, that might be too clever for those silly Imperials.
What if Dalamud was actually "James and the Giant Peach" who got lost on the way to new york :/
What if Dalamud was actually a giant cherry PIE? Think how thrilled all the bards and dragoons would be!
What if Dalamud was actually a misunderstood normal moon.
What if Dalamud was just pie in the sky?