Yo Mama FFXIV

You're Mama's so fat that her gravitational pull moved up the impact date of Dalmund a whole week.

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Originally Posted by Mishakai

You're Mama's so fat that her gravitational pull moved up the impact date of Dalmund a whole week.

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you sure that wasn't her hand pulling it closer? lol

Yo Mama so fat the alliance will use her to send Dalamud back to the sky.

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Originally Posted by Akusushi

Yo mama so fat, her food buffs last 30 seconds.
Yo mama so fat, Gluttonous Gertrude saw her and ragequit.
Yo mama so ugly, she has an NM icon on minimaps.
Yo mama so fat, Goobbue mounts are ending because they heard she was rejoining FFXIV on the 14th.

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LOL!! /win

All of you should be embarrassed that a GM is owning you in a joke thread. >.>

In all seriousness though some of these are very funny keep up the work guys. Needs more GM's though!

Yo mama is so dumb...players asked her if Uraeus was up and she looked at her butt

i'm not saying your mom is promiscuous, but 24 man content is being implemented just for her

Yo momma so ugly they closed off the gates to Ishgard because she wanted in.

Yo momma so ugly, Behemoth ran away until 2.0's release.

Yo momma so fat they made Ragnarok just for her when the servers merged (take THAT, EU).

Yo mama is so fat and ugly she was booted from FFXIV to play Jabba on SWTOR servers

Yo mama is so fat when the Inn keepers change her bedding they find a Boiled Egg, a Biscuit, Crystal Shards, a Potion, the Wandering Minstrel, and a Grilled Carp

Yo mama so fat that even Titan sees her and says, “That’s a big B…”!!

Yo mama so ignorant her chill’ens constantly find something trivial to complain about in the General Discussion Forum

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Originally Posted by Slatfatf

Yo mama so ignorant her chill’ens constantly find something trivial to complain about in the General Discussion Forum

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lol /10characters