Not arguing against you, just an amusing thought: So THIS is what people mean by "thirsty". (Since he's pouring that magic water, I mean. And...I mean that literally, not in innuendo. I legit have no reason why "thirsty" is a term other than either some innuendo or some metaphorical sense...)
Honestly, both sides get it bad. It's not just FFXIV, pop culture in general.
Women are...
Either little girls, models with a perfect hourglass of all heights from 4 foot to 8 foot tall, or "step on me please" mommies.
(Lala, everyone else)
Men are...
Either little boys shorter than 4 foot, or (all taller than 6 foot) shreded athletes, underwear models with body fat measured in negative numbers, hyper-masculine powerlifting gods, hyper-masculine powerlifting gods with a bit of dad bod pooch, or hyper-masculine powerlifting gods with negative number body fat.
Lala, Miq/Hyur, Elezen/Viera, Roe, Hroth, Au Ra
At least females have the Au Ra female to bridge the gap a bit. With men, we get little boy blue or never leaves the gym + taller than Goliath as our two options. I was kinda hoping the Viera boys would be like the Au Ra females to stand in the gap between Lala and Miq, but no such luck, instead we get Miq boys with bunny ears who relaxed the angry hands.
I remember in WoW people complaining the Blood Elf males were too effeminate, then I saw them and was like "Guys, they're more buff than most of the playerbase, what are you talking about?"
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Both genders have unrealistic standards these days, not just [st]men[/st] women. And while that's great for the people who want power fantasies, it sucks for people that want to have an avatar more reflecting their irl selves. I've just come to terms with the fact I have to choose dwarf or giant, and being irl short, I go with the former.
XD
EDIT2:
It's because you're cute!!
