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What if Dalamud was just Dressed up for Halloween , the a typical pumpkin in the sky but he is oh so totally shy and hasn't had the courage to turn around and show us his awesome costume yet! or give us his awesome candy cause he is all about treats!
What if Dalamud is just a MASSIVE stress ball for SE and YoshiP had the last squeeze.... threw it at the original FFXIV 1.0 and shouts "I choose you!! A Realm Reborn!!!!!" .........and thus we have 2.0....
Just a guess....
What if Dalamud was actually the ball of Sergio Ramos?
What if Dalamud is in fact a reflection of the true form of Eorzea and we are seeing it due to the fact our planet is reaching the edge of universe!
What if Dalamud was that red marble when you were 9, that after feeding off negative emotions (& several layers of dust) in a corner of your house is now coming to take revenge?
What if Dalamud was actually Ifrit stuck in the summoning portal because he thought he'd be funny and enter end first? "It's all those head beatings," some say. While spectators take pictures of the "beautiful" phenomena, those in the know are mum about the round ball in the sky.
what if dalamud was ...actually a contest about what if all european players actually and not only the G/E/F players were eligible to participate contest?
What if Dalamud is actually a snooker ball, and on the 11th of November all we hear is a "Clink!" followed by "Red Ball, 1 Point"
What if Dalamud was actually a drop of Sriracha to enrich the bowl of Top Ramen to be eaten by the Twelve. When they realized Eorzea have been their dinner, they all agreed to wash it down with some Preston Ale, then burp 2.0.
World of Eorzea.. where the hell did my lore go. I mean Hydaelyn.. Derp.