Any Funny, Sad, or Interesting Tank Stories?

My main is a drk. I have had some funny/sad moments playing as a tank. I want to hear some stories from my fellow tanks

My first time tanking a dungeon ever, I ended up in Brayflox NM. You know that marsh after the second boss filled with mudskippers and pugils? I walked across the bridge that had a mudskipper hiding beneath it and somehow managed to aggro a pack of 9 mobs at once.

I wanted to cry in a corner.