Zalerian Crisis - A Call to Arms
Zalerians, we are on the verge of a Great World War.
Agents from Excaliber have infiltrated our super secret rocket program's data centers and stolen a key component to the Freedom Rocket for Exploring Stuff - our freedom.
In addition, Zalerians are disappearing left and right. Haven't you noticed your neighbors and friends have gone missing recently? The evil Excaliber Empire is to blame. They take our friends and loved ones and ship them off to other worlds, or even worse. They disappear from ALL worlds for good.
I urge you fellow Zalerians. Rise up! Don't let these bullies kick over our sand castles any longer! How will we ever discover Spacefolk Lalafells if we don't have Zalerian Freedom to power our rockets!
We cannot fail. We have too much on the line, Zalera.
Update: We were overpowered and out-manned. No one came to Zalera's aid when they were called upon. We've lost one of the pillars of our freedom. An important document has been lost in time for all of eternity. Excalibur has dealt us a wounding blow.