I have like 6 pages to catch up on so bear with me.
1) I really wish people would stop throwing around my spreadsheet numbers as if Summoner Melee actually does more damage than the Avatar when you're not getting what these very same MereeSMNs have called "God-mode buffs that no one realistically gets". When you toss out Red Curry Buns, Haste Samba, Marches, and a perfect TP set, your Garuda is stomping the hell out of you.
2) I laughed at 500 attack and the comeback was "Hey guys I said OUTSIDE of Abyssea okay?". 500 Attack including food is absolutely pathetic even outside Abyssea. That was pretty funny.
3) Dallas now claims to have made / be making significant contributions to the Summoner class? When did this happen? All I've seen from him is theorycrafting with absolutely no justification, either in the form of theoretical math, or parses, or gear sets, or anything beyond "I do it and it's good and you're all gimp for not doing it". Post some specifics that you didn't make up on the fly, and that other people can replicate.
4) Hvergelmir SMN is absolutely not a stronger DD than good, non-EMP "normal DD"s. You're delusional. Though, comparing your absolute best to the world's absolute worst is a tried and proven strategy for people who suck too much to handle a real test. I believe it was Galka who mentioned being able to outparse a full perle gimp Dark Knight in Abyssea earlier in the thread. That's just not pretty.
5) This thread is open because no one wants to read this crapfest. I'm sure it'll meet a swift lock whenever someone gets around to reporting some personal attacks or something. If someone's not interested in participating, though, they're welcome to just stop posting in this thread.