there is GREAT money in septic tanks, really, not joking. one of my clients, his earliest business, and still the cornerstone of his business empire, is sucking out septic tanks. Truck does all the work and believe it or not you don't get your hands dirty. Also, you set your own hours for the most part. There you go...

now, as to the "suck less" stance taken by some in these threads, the only thing that needs to "suck less" is their sense of ethics and personal pride. they are proud because they jack the product of someone else's work, take pride in their ability to quickly (but generally not quickly, based on observation) defeat a mob that someone else has already weakened, and somehow that makes them "good". sorry, "good" is the wrong word to describe that type of person; there are myriad correct terms for it but they all boil down to synonyms of "smegma". Look it up.