Necrobumper:

Job Traits:
Thread Resurrection Lv 2 - Links to old/expired job creation threads from 2006 in the hopes someone will post in them.
Hindsight Lv 30 - With experience comes the realization that some threads were better never created.

Spells:
Regurgitation Lv 1 - Deals water damage. Additional effect: Spews silly job ideas that have been covered by 1000 other threads.
Carrion Lure Lv 10 - Summons posters with reasonable understanding of how the game works to pick their ideas apart.
Boomer Bile - Lv 15 - Similar to above, but lures trolls into a length and unnecessary debate.

Job Abilities:
Delorean Lv 4 - Hops into the DeLorean and heads back to pre-ToAU when job creation threads were popular. "Where we're going, we won't need roads."