Random New Player: "Alright... Hmm, I guess I'll level up PLD to max Lv, it's a fun job!"... Random New Player Hits Max Level! Congratz!
New Player: "Alright, time to do some endgame content with my max Lv PLD!"
Random "Abyssea Veteran": "Dude, PLD sucks. Didn't you know?"
New Player: "Uhhh, No. I'm new, how would I know?"
Abyssea Veteran: "Go level a useful job."
New Player: "Well, what are some 'useful' jobs then?..."
Abyssea Veteran: "Oh sry man, can't talk now. Busy. Gatta gear up for Apedemak farm session. Pop some Brewskies and 6-pack of Redbull to keep me goin all night. Catch'ya l8r bruh. P34CE 0UT~"
New Player: "Wait!... Wha?..."
1 Week Later...
New Player: "Damn I'm not getting invites as PLD... I guess that guy was right... /sigh... Ok I'll level up a DD job... Hmm... Time to LvUp RNG!!! Alright this is ganna be awesome!"... New Player Hits Max Level! Congratz...?
New Player: "Time for Endgame Content! Abyssea here I co..."
Abyssea Veteran: "Dude, RNG sucks. Didn't you know?"
New Player: "WTF?... This game is horrible..." /ragequit
~The End~


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