You know I could report this post for being sarcastic pointless dribble. But I won't. Because you're correct. Water IS wet.
You think that things exist without having characteristics? What is a RNG without a bow and a gun? What is a BLM that can never cast offensive spells?
Using sarcasm to win "Like" button presses, does not disregard the point in how making everything a "Zerg" blurs the line of Job characteristics.