The level of misanthropy and antagonism that you exhibit through each forum post is worthy of seeking professional help. It's just a vicious cycle for you because your neural reward pathways are so broken, you have to be a jerk to everyone in order to feel any kind of dopamine response. I'm certain there is a combination of serotonin and dopamine therapy, that would make SpicyRyan just turn into NormalRyan. There is hope through wellness therapy and medication if necessary, if you choose to seek it out. You don't have to be this way this forever.
That's the most unpredictable and ironic thing about Mental Health: You can be blissfully unaware of core cognitive and emotional malfunctions, but still be categorically high-functioning in many other human capacities. This is exactly why those with mental health issues cannot diagnose themselves but can identify when it's time to seek help. In SpicyRyan's case, he has to be an antagonizing jerk to everyone because he's physically incapable of experiencing joy, otherwise. I hope your behavior serves as an indicator for others experiencing the same symptoms and with a modicum of introspection, take the first step to seeking help.