Yeah, sadly, looks like I'm just gonna get a skull and let it go at that.

The rest of the quests stink, sadly. SE needs to keep in mind that they're asking us to do these weekly and we are not going to want to spend hours per character to get these done. We simply don't have that kind of time to spend on something like a lottery ticket (which is what the keys pretty much are). Yes, you can get awesome equipment out of the key, but you're basically playing the lottery and you have about as good of odds of getting anything worthwhile out of said keys.

I think I've turned in like 60 of my keys thusfar? And got nothing except for a couple PUP attachments. Woo. Yippie.

Meanwhile, the stupid goblin loves giving me junk like common crafting materials that you can get anywhere, food that isn't really worth anything, and Lv60-75 junk nobody cares about.