Here is mine. Player X to Npc, "I wish to receive signet status."
Npc to Player X "Do you wish to attain signet status now?"
Player X to Npc, Yes i wish to attain signet status now"
Npc to Player X "Choose from the 3 options in the menu to receive signet status"
Player X chooses the attain signet status choice from the 3 option menu.
Npc to Player X "Are you sure you wish to choose attain signet status from the menu choices?
Player X to Npc, "Yes i want to choose to attain signet status from the 3 choice menu"
Npc to Player X., " Players X has chosen to attain signet status and now has attained signet status"
Npc to Player X, "Do you wish to exit from the 3 choice attain signet status menu options?"
Player X to Npc, "Yes please let me exit from the 3 choice attain signet status menu options"

After 3 hours and 45 min later Player X has finally been allowed to attain signet status only to find out 1.5 seconds
later signet status has expired ......