Never gonna happen.

I'd like to throw out a different suggestion though, that alleviates (one) of the reasons people argue against merges.

Create a new server, and give free migration (for a week?) I say "new" server, because no names will be taken on a "new" server.

Or, still make the "new" server, and merge 2-4 servers onto it, again solving the name situation. The odds of having 2 people that seriously play with overlapping names at this point must be astronomical. Unless you're a douche and purposely copied someones name.