Aaaaand in a LS of 24 on atm, 5 of which are whm main, responses to me saying "so apparently whm should have native DW" the responses were as follows:

"Are you drunk?"
"you've been on the forums again i see....."
"is it (a certain horrible whm on our server) requesting it?"
"those people are retarded"
"i think the jobs that it makes sense to have it already have it"
"............"
"this conversation isn't even worth our time"

So yeah, it isn't just me.