I remember /checking JPs said something along the lines of "x stares intently at you" or some such non-sense, at least that's what I remember people saying was the cause of JPs ALWAYS gear swapping the second you checked them lol.

I'd be interested in knowing what "Can I have it?" and "Do you have it?" come out to, as JPs always seem confused when I try and communicate with those phrases. "Excuse me..." too would be good to know, since that alone means different things in English. It's classified under greetings, but the ... always felt odd with it.

And "Are you alone?" just to know if it's as awkward sounding to them as it is to us. XD