Bad Joke Time

[vyhakeyo]

I think the gods of FF should make a new mob and call it the "Dust Bunny" because my friends and I have been battling them in real life while the servers are down.

Now before someone gets on their high horse and complains this joke is wrong, remind you to look at the title....I was not making light of what happened in Japan, just the battle of the dust bunnies while house cleaning to pass the time of the servers being down. What has happened in Japan is tragic, and I will not make a joke of that. I had the battle music go through my head as I was cleaning under my bed and found dust bunnies everywhere....And when I stood up, I had the winning song from 7 go through my head and began to giggle. Thats all I was trying to joke about.

[Drivont]

I think the gods of FF should make a new mob and call it the "Dust Bunny" because my friends and I have been battling them in real life while the servers are down.

Now before someone gets on their high horse and complains this joke is wrong, remind you to look at the title....I was not making light of what happened in Japan, just the battle of the dust bunnies while house cleaning to pass the time of the servers being down. What has happened in Japan is tragic, and I will not make a joke of that. I had the battle music go through my head as I was cleaning under my bed and found dust bunnies everywhere....And when I stood up, I had the winning song from 7 go through my head and began to giggle. Thats all I was trying to joke about.

We need a text based FF on these forums, and we shall slay........ TROLLS!

[Atomic646]

You know you're playing too much FFXI when you drive by a cop and wonder if it aggro's.

[Tsukino_Kaji]

We need a text based FF on these forums, and we shall slay........ TROLLS!

I thought this was the FFXI text version! @.@
You mean I'm not winning? ; ;

[Drivont]

I thought this was the FFXI text version! @.@
You mean I'm not winning? ; ;

Ah crap.... I just broke character..... yes.... yes, you won..... ; ;

[lllen]

Atomic that is great!!!

[Radlumril]

yes - I want to battle a dust bunny mob.

[Atomic646]

Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"

or...

A Galka walks into a bar and sees a Elvan with a tiny head about the size of an orange.

He asks the barkeep what had happened to the man.

The barkeep says, "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mithran mage."

"The mithra walked up to him and offered him a single wish."

Unfortunatly, the Elvan replied "How about a little head?"

[Neika]

Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"

LMAO we are so mean to the taru's

[breau]

rofl
2 boys running around in forest, they come to a lake with a naked woman taking a swim.
suddenly one turns and run. second looks puzzled but follows.
when he reaches the first he asks "why you ran? that was interesting?"
the first answers " my mom said if i ever see a naked lady, i´ll turn to stone. and i already felt a part of me turning to stone, so i fled"