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    The rarabs are already dust bunnies, haven't you ever been blinded by Dust Cloud?
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    2 dust bunnies walk into a bar in bastok; bartender sais:"hey we dont serve your kind!". the 2 dust bunnies look at eachother then the bartender and say: "oh realy, have you looked outside lately?" and procceed to use dust bunnie Foot Kick repeatedly on all humes in bastok....

    ok ok so not the best joke ever :P
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    aw i wish i knew some good jokes...oh well, i can just sit here and laugh at the ones others post i guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by Limecat View Post
    The rarabs are already dust bunnies, haven't you ever been blinded by Dust Cloud?
    Yes, but they dont have the name Dust Bunny. We need one that says Dust Bunny! "Vyhakeyo has defeated the Dust Bunny!"
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    atomic lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukino_Kaji View Post
    I thought this was the FFXI text version! @.@
    You mean I'm not winning? ; ;
    lol with that posts count, I would say you have reached GK4 lvl...>.>
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    Even at lvl 90, there's a Dust bunny that will kick your ass. >.> so bad.

    Quote Originally Posted by vyhakeyo View Post
    I think the gods of FF should make a new mob and call it the "Dust Bunny" because my friends and I have been battling them in real life while the servers are down.

    Now before someone gets on their high horse and complains this joke is wrong, remind you to look at the title....I was not making light of what happened in Japan, just the battle of the dust bunnies while house cleaning to pass the time of the servers being down. What has happened in Japan is tragic, and I will not make a joke of that. I had the battle music go through my head as I was cleaning under my bed and found dust bunnies everywhere....And when I stood up, I had the winning song from 7 go through my head and began to giggle. Thats all I was trying to joke about.
    Cute, and I feel your affliction. It's sorta like reality and Vanadiel has been blended into one.
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    A little boy goes to school wearing a shirt with the symbol of Bastok right at his chest. The teacher asks him "So you're rooting for Bastok's Conquest Force?" and the young man says "Well my mommy and daddy are so I guess I am too". Hearing this the teachers said "Well what if you're parents did nothing but sitting on their butts and eating all day long till they were fat and useless?" Thinking for a moment the young kid replied "Well I guess we'd be rooting for Windurst then."

    (All in good fun Windurst fans)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tsukino_Kaji View Post
    I thought this was the FFXI text version! @.@
    You mean I'm not winning? ; ;

    whats so bad about ps2
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    Quote Originally Posted by UltraBlackone View Post
    A little boy goes to school wearing a shirt with the symbol of Bastok right at his chest. The teacher asks him "So you're rooting for Bastok's Conquest Force?" and the young man says "Well my mommy and daddy are so I guess I am too". Hearing this the teachers said "Well what if you're parents did nothing but sitting on their butts and eating all day long till they were fat and useless?" Thinking for a moment the young kid replied "Well I guess we'd be rooting for Windurst then."

    (All in good fun Windurst fans)
    Shouldn't that be Lastok, since they just sit around and make the galka do all the work?(Mithra could use a few more curves though. >.>)
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