Bad Joke Time

[Yashii]

These all seriously made me lol. :]

[Asrana]

A drk walks into a bar ...
....and misses

[Haldarn]

A drk walks into a bar ...
....and misses

Some pretty good ones in there from Nightdagger, but that's the one that made me lol

[DemonaLyn]

I think the gods of FF should make a new mob and call it the "Dust Bunny" because my friends and I have been battling them in real life while the servers are down.

Now before someone gets on their high horse and complains this joke is wrong, remind you to look at the title....I was not making light of what happened in Japan, just the battle of the dust bunnies while house cleaning to pass the time of the servers being down. What has happened in Japan is tragic, and I will not make a joke of that. I had the battle music go through my head as I was cleaning under my bed and found dust bunnies everywhere....And when I stood up, I had the winning song from 7 go through my head and began to giggle. Thats all I was trying to joke about.

Have to give a helping hand with this:

*POUNCES on a dust bunny and uses Banish III on it then Waterga II to kill it with, all the while defending myself from the NM named Kaila, with Repose and sharing my ginger cookies*



Herrrrre Dust Bunny............... Herrrrre Dusttttt Bunnnnnny........ hmmmmm no dust bunny's but lots of mobs just waiting to pounce on me and eat my face off Im sure..... but I need to finish the mission hmmmmmm *sigh* ok wish me luck *checks for rr ring* ok think I am set, have club and shield armed and ready to sweep them all up..... *grins and waves*

[Akagamisama]

Have to give a helping hand with this:

*POUNCES on a dust bunny and uses Banish III on it then Waterga II to kill it with, all the while defending myself from the NM named Kaila, with Repose and sharing my ginger cookies*



Herrrrre Dust Bunny............... Herrrrre Dusttttt Bunnnnnny........ hmmmmm no dust bunny's but lots of mobs just waiting to pounce on me and eat my face off Im sure..... but I need to finish the mission hmmmmmm *sigh* ok wish me luck *checks for rr ring* ok think I am set, have club and shield armed and ready to sweep them all up..... *grins and waves*

Wha...?


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[Izzybella]

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

An elvaan took his mithra girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats
right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents!

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooooooooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!"

[leonorado]

A bunny walks into a butchers and asked him have you got any carrots, the butcher replys "no im a butcher"
the next day the bunny goes back in and says to the butcher "have u got any carrots", no replyed the butcher "i told u yesterday i am a butcher, i dont sell carrots if u come in here agian i'll nail your ears to that wall".
on the third day the bunny goes in to the butchers and asks him, "have u got any nails" no shouted the butcher, "ok replyed the bunny u got any carrots then". lmao