Bad Joke Time

[Raka]

What, exactly, are cats?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They never listen.

3. They are not predictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be left alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Cats are Mithra from Naja Salaheem's blood-line.

[Tsukino_Kaji]

Cats are Mithra from Naja Salaheem's blood-line.

No wonder why I like them.

[Krashport]

What, exactly, are cats?

1. Cats do what they want, when they want.

2. They never listen.

3. They are not predictable.

4. They whine when they are not happy.

5. When you want to play, they want to be left alone.

6. When you want to be left alone, they want to play.

7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.

8. They're moody.

9. They leave their hair everywhere.

10. They drive you nuts.

Cats are Mithra from Naja Salaheem's blood-line.

Gotta love cats! Very cool Raka. lol "I had to type this is like a ninja wife is walking around" >.> and she is a Mithra

[Akagamisama]

Three Hume walk into a drumkit; Dum Dum CHSS

♪

[Chiibi]

Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"

or...

A Galka walks into a bar and sees a Elvan with a tiny head about the size of an orange.

He asks the barkeep what had happened to the man.

The barkeep says, "Well, he was on a beach and saw a beautiful mithran mage."

"The mithra walked up to him and offered him a single wish."

Unfortunatly, the Elvan replied "How about a little head?"

Both of these made me giggle thank you xD

[chrism]

I might get in trouble for posting this but oh well.. lol


If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?......
......
..... Answer = 2 feet of my cawk in your ass.



Joke #2 ) What's the difference between erotic and kinky?......
...... Answer = Erotic = Using a feather. Kinky = Using the whole chicken




Joke #3 ) Yo mama's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!


Joke #4 ) One day an Elvaan is walking down the street in jeuno... He notices a shady place most commonly known as the " Tenshodo " He walks in and greets the mithra at the front desk and ask her, " Hello, Would you by chance be dealing in " Special favors ". The Mithra replied, " Why yes we do, you see the door at the end of the hall? ". Elvaan replied, " Yea? ". Mithra responds, " Simply knock on the door 3 times and they will let you in, continue to walk towards the end of the hall and yell out, " Here for the special favor "

So... The Elvaan does exactly as the mithra told him and makes it to the door where he yells out, "Here for the special favor! "


5 minutes later the Elvaan man wakes up in a back alley with no clothes on and his wallet missing....


" I guess that was the special favor she mentioned -.- "

[Limecat]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.


What's red and white?

Pink.

[Chiibi]

What's red and white?

Red Mage with white mage sub.

[Flunklesnarkin]

Why do they call is PMS?









Because mad cow disease was already taken >_>

[Yashii]

These all seriously made me lol. :]