Bad Joke Time

[UltraBlackone]

Shouldn't that be Lastok, since they just sit around and make the galka do all the work?(Mithra could use a few more curves though. >.>)

Yeah, Bastok fails much harder (or so I think, just my opinion), but as far as Mithra go I think they are fine as is. Don't wanna go over board and find some Mithra who looks like a furry Galka lol

[Tingle]

Three women, a mithra, a Elvan, and a Hume were talking about birth control one day.
The Elvan woman proudly stated "My man uses protection every time."
The Hume woman smiled and said "I use timing my cycles to insure I won't get pregnant."
The Mithra said "I use the stool method."
Both of the other women were confused and asked her to explain.
Looking a little embarised the mithra explained "I'm with a Taru, when we're almost finished I kick his stool out from under him"

I give you massive props for that one.

[NightDagger]

A Bastokan, San d'Orian, Windurstian and Jeunoan are on an airship. The Bastokan suddenly throws an Iron Ore off the side of the ship.
"Hey, what'd you do that for?" asks the Jeunoan.
"Where I come from, we've got too many of those," replies the Bastokan.
Then the San d'Orian throws an Orcish Axe over the edge.
"Why'd you do that?" asks the Jeunoan.
"Where I come from, we've got too many of those," replies the San d'Orian.
The Windurstian then throws a Yagudo Necklace over the edge.
"Too many of those?" asks the Jeunoan.
The Windurstian nods.
Suddenly the Jeunoan grabs a nearby high level Monk seeking party and throws him over the edge. The Bastokan, San d'Orian, and Windurstian stare blankly at the Jeunoan.
"What? Where I come from, we have too many of those," says the Jeunoan.

[NightDagger]

Two taru are sitting at the bar of a Bastokan Inn, relaxing from a long day of adventuring when suddenly two mithra walk in. The two taru decide to buy the mithra's drinks and started to hit things off. As the night went on and things got late, the two taru and the two mithra paired off and decided to spend the night together in separate rooms.

The first taru took one of the mithra to his room where they talked a bit more and had a few more drinks, but when the time came to do the deed the little taru just couldn't get it up. The mithra tried comfort the taru who was visibly upset and embarrassed by his sudden problem, insisting that it's never happened to him before. To make matters worse, he had to endure the sounds of his friend's actions next door, the mithra's voice clear as she repeatedly called out "Yes! Yes! Keep going! Almost there, almost there!" over and over again.


The next morning, the taru say their goodbye and head out together. While walking alone, the second taru asks the first how his night went.

The first taru replies "Bad, for some reason I just couldn't get it up, it was so embarrassing!"

The second taru looks at the first with a bit of shock and replies "You think that's embarrassing?! I couldn't even get into the bed!"

[Kits]

You know you're playing too much FFXI when you drive by a cop and wonder if it aggro's.

HAHA .................(had to enter atleast 10 charecters, but i guess ive done so by saying this!)

[NightDagger]

HAHA .................(had to enter atleast 10 charecters, but i guess ive done so by saying this!)

Yeah that one made me almost wake the kids up laughing so hard LOL

too good

[Tsukino_Kaji]

HAHA .................(had to enter atleast 10 charecters, but i guess ive done so by saying this!)

That's the post that started the "You're an addict when" thread. lol

[Tingle]

A Galka, a, Tarutaru, and an Elvaan are all sailing on a ship. The ship suddenly hits a rock and begins to go down!
"We need to toss what we have the biggest abundance of overboard so that we won't sink as fast! For good measure, let's make it whatever scum is polluting our nations. That way we might be able to make the dock!" says the Elvaan.
Everybody agrees. Moments later the Elvaan tosses over a Carrion Worm.
"Glad to be rid of the buggers" states the Elvaan, holding his nose high.
As soon as the words leave his mouth, the Galka and Tarutaru pick him up and toss him into the water. The two grin at each other and the Galka says "Either way this ends, we've made the world a better place."

All in good fun ^^

[casual]

The official FFXI forums.

[Krashport]

Imagine SE said on April 1st, That all members are getting Billed, Then said it all was an April fools joke? lol