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    Player Birdkiller's Avatar
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    I got it. Galkas don't climb that mountain to die and be reborn. When they get up there, they are greeted by a national harem for Galkas, those who live hundreds of years finally get to climb the mountain in their final years, breed to their hearts desires and sire some children. When they finally get a boy, they simply raise the child to a survivable age, they tell the child their entire life history, and any history of their ancestors they can remember. They finally give the child the same exact name as them, tell them to climb back down the mountain, and to pose as a reincarnation to keep their harem secret. And then the cycle repeats.

    I've always wondered how they still exist if they are eventually bound to die before they get to their little "Mountain of Reincarnation", and now I know why!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Birdkiller View Post
    I got it. Galkas don't climb that mountain to die and be reborn. When they get up there, they are greeted by a national harem for Galkas, those who live hundreds of years finally get to climb the mountain in their final years, breed to their hearts desires and sire some children. When they finally get a boy, they simply raise the child to a survivable age, they tell the child their entire life history, and any history of their ancestors they can remember. They finally give the child the same exact name as them, tell them to climb back down the mountain, and to pose as a reincarnation to keep their harem secret. And then the cycle repeats.

    I've always wondered how they still exist if they are eventually bound to die before they get to their little "Mountain of Reincarnation", and now I know why!
    IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW. D: ...


    So yeah, female galka and male mithra! I mean no one questioned it when giant mouth shapes interdimensional portals opened up to send us into the past. Why would they not accept "Oh hey, the mithra mating century has ended." and "Female galka from an alternate dimension invaded with signs saying "Galkatron needs Men."


    >_>
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