There is a weasel made out of crunchy peanut butter who exists in the fifth dimension. His name is Richard Breckenridge and he appears before anyone who ingests his or her own body weight in hallucinogenics within less than a month's time.

Richard was around to offer a lot of input on equipment early in FFXI's life; his influence can be seen on everything from the nonsensical list of jobs on so much Hand-to-Hand equipment to the scatter-shot statistical bonuses on the original sets of Artifact and Relic armor.