BBQ Behemoth Beastkabobs
"Bring home the Behemoth?" Yooou got it! Comin' right up!
Nothin' says good eats like a tender portion'a savory shank, Southern (San d'Oria) style! My twist on this delicacy is perfect fer adventures 'n roastin' by the campfire on a chilly Thanksgivin' evenin'. BBQ Behemoth Beastkabobs are generous chunks'a tenderized savory shank marinated 'n slathered in mah secret spicy BBQ sauce, skewered with wild onions 'n Kazham peppers 'n paired deliciously with roasted sausage over the fire. Enjoy a cup'a hot chocomilk, cuddle up with yer sweetie 'n feast on mah backwoods BBQ Behemoth Beastkabobs! 'Cause us adventurers dun need none'a them fancy forks!
Now we jus' needs ourselves a beast. Hm...
Best way ta catch big meat, is with big meat. This beastly shank oughta do it.
A beastly shank fer a beastly spank! Ahahaha!
To the den~!
(Wish I'da known mah lure meat would attract all the critters along the way... d'oh!)
Ah, there's a good 'un for the eatin', let's get 'im!
No better way ta tenderize yer meat than ta pulverize it with a large space rock plummetin' at the speed'a sound...
Thank you Altana fer this kill, blahblahblah... TIME TA HACK 'IM UP!
Cuddled with mah sweetie, tellin' stories and feastin' on the meats.
...Ahh! Orc stole mah bob! /fume
'N fer those'a us watchin' our waistlines this year...
Hahaha! /em strums her banjo. Enjoy, folks!