BST nerf please

[SpankWustler]

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of kittens, a picture of Captain Fluffs sleeping has taken over Google Image Search. Even searches using the names of adult film stars just turn up images of Captain Fluffs with those names as captions.

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of super-villains, it already took over the earth a year ago. We are all working on a ten-mile-high monument to its evil crotch right now. Not because the super-villain is obsessed with his or her crotch, but because all other evil monuments to evil stuff have been completed years before the set date in the evil timetable.

The combination Adolf Hitler Mustache Museum and Dismembered Kitten Mausoleum was installed in Jerusalem last Tuesday, six months ahead of schedule because the terror of the slaves outweighed their disgust by several orders of magnitude.

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of cutesy bakeries, there is a currently a cupcake the size of the moon orbiting the earth right now. People are taking trips to it on a rocket-ship just for one bite each. The space cupcake tastes more delicious than heaven itself.

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of pancreatic cancer, your mom is dead.

For better or worse, though, this is just a troll thread and success just means a bunch of banal posts.

It is pretty ridiculous that at least one person has opted to climb on board this troll train seriously, rather than just claiming stuff with yellow names or accidentally leaving another Notorious Monster in a bad spot or something.

People who are bad at Final Fantasy XI soloing stuff badly is one of the few issues a bro can fix with his or her own two hands. Try it. It is cathartic.