BST nerf please

[SpankWustler]

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of kittens, a picture of Captain Fluffs sleeping has taken over Google Image Search. Even searches using the names of adult film stars just turn up images of Captain Fluffs with those names as captions.

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of super-villains, it already took over the earth a year ago. We are all working on a ten-mile-high monument to its evil crotch right now. Not because the super-villain is obsessed with his or her crotch, but because all other evil monuments to evil stuff have been completed years before the set date in the evil timetable.

The combination Adolf Hitler Mustache Museum and Dismembered Kitten Mausoleum was installed in Jerusalem last Tuesday, six months ahead of schedule because the terror of the slaves outweighed their disgust by several orders of magnitude.

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of cutesy bakeries, there is a currently a cupcake the size of the moon orbiting the earth right now. People are taking trips to it on a rocket-ship just for one bite each. The space cupcake tastes more delicious than heaven itself.

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of pancreatic cancer, your mom is dead.

For better or worse, though, this is just a troll thread and success just means a bunch of banal posts.

It is pretty ridiculous that at least one person has opted to climb on board this troll train seriously, rather than just claiming stuff with yellow names or accidentally leaving another Notorious Monster in a bad spot or something.

People who are bad at Final Fantasy XI soloing stuff badly is one of the few issues a bro can fix with his or her own two hands. Try it. It is cathartic.

[SNK]

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of kittens, a picture of Captain Fluffs sleeping has taken over Google Image Search. Even searches using the names of adult film stars just turn up images of Captain Fluffs with those names as captions.

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of super-villains, it already took over the earth a year ago. We are all working on a ten-mile-high monument to its evil crotch right now. Not because the super-villain is obsessed with his or her crotch, but because all other evil monuments to evil stuff have been completed years before the set date in the evil timetable.

The combination Adolf Hitler Mustache Museum and Dismembered Kitten Mausoleum was installed in Jerusalem last Tuesday, six months ahead of schedule because the terror of the slaves outweighed their disgust by several orders of magnitude.

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of cutesy bakeries, there is a currently a cupcake the size of the moon orbiting the earth right now. People are taking trips to it on a rocket-ship just for one bite each. The space cupcake tastes more delicious than heaven itself.

To put the success of this troll thread in terms of pancreatic cancer, your mom is dead.

For better or worse, though, this is just a troll thread and success just means a bunch of banal posts.

It is pretty ridiculous that at least one person has opted to climb on board this troll train seriously, rather than just claiming stuff with yellow names or accidentally leaving another Notorious Monster in a bad spot or something.

People who are bad at Final Fantasy XI soloing stuff badly is one of the few issues a bro can fix with his or her own two hands. Try it. It is cathartic.

I swear everytime you post, I can't help but enjoy my time on these forums. It's cathartic.

P.S. I'm a career BST and while I understand the hate of bandwagoning BSTs, it's pretty pointless seeing as it's not the only job that has bandwagon'd when it got popular. The only reason you never saw these shitty-geared BSTs years ago because they were out there soloing and not in parties where SAMs, DRGs, and WARs were easier to spot because well.... they were there.

I don't give a whole lot of fucks about this arguement. Even if BST gets nerfed I'll still play the job. *mid-air wank

[Komori]

What's really sad is he keeps claiming to have played since NA release but apparently perle BSTs can make him this angry. Perhaps he's just upset that he's dedicated so many years of his life to this game to still suck compared to someone who just bought the game months ago and leeched up. If a BST is taking over your camp; your so bad and overpowered. You should easily be able to kill faster and run them out.

[Natenn]

What's really sad is he keeps claiming to have played since NA release but apparently perle BSTs can make him this angry. Perhaps he's just upset that he's dedicated so many years of his life to this game to still suck compared to someone who just bought the game months ago and leeched up. If a BST is taking over your camp; your so bad and overpowered. You should easily be able to kill faster and run them out.

you don't even know me so your opinion on me holds no water, im tired of idiots who bandwagoned BST acting all high and mighty like just being on BST makes them so good when it doesn't. It just disgusts me to see so many QQers on here mad bc an OPAI is their only claim to fame.

[Shadowsong]

you don't even know me so your opinion on me holds no water, im tired of idiots who bandwagoned BST acting all high and mighty like just being on BST makes them so good when it doesn't. It just disgusts me to see so many QQers on here mad bc an OPAI is their only claim to fame.

Sooooo you Strawman argue for 16 pages, then pull out the "you dont know me" card? lol, dude, everyone here "knows you"
Cry and bitch all you want, its not going to change, and knowing it makes you so unreasonably angry brings me joy.

[Calamity]

you don't even know me so your opinion on me holds no water, im tired of idiots who bandwagoned BST acting all high and mighty like just being on BST makes them so good when it doesn't. It just disgusts me to see so many QQers on here mad bc an OPAI is their only claim to fame.

The thing is, I'm not so sure if any of those idiots are here. Seems to me the majority of the people here arguing with you are the real deal, not bandwagons. And don't try to say again that you have no issue with the serious bsts, because this is an assault on all bsts, not just the bandwagons, and we will defend our rights to exist.

[Teraniku]

The thing is, I'm not so sure if any of those idiots are here. Seems to me the majority of the people here arguing with you are the real deal, not bandwagons. And don't try to say again that you have no issue with the serious bsts, because this is an assault on all bsts, not just the bandwagons, and we will defend our rights to exist.

My BST is only lvl 12 but I have a few friends who are BSTs but don't post here. I'm defending them. lol

[Demon6324236]

The thing is, I'm not so sure if any of those idiots are here. Seems to me the majority of the people here arguing with you are the real deal, not bandwagons. And don't try to say again that you have no issue with the serious bsts, because this is an assault on all bsts, not just the bandwagons, and we will defend our rights to exist.

I presented an idea which would not hurt real BSTs only leechers, still not good enough for people, so no, doesn't matter either, way. I stopped because people are just fighting to fight now.

[Camiie]

I presented an idea which would not hurt real BSTs only leechers, still not good enough for people, so no, doesn't matter either, way. I stopped because people are just fighting to fight now.

Some of us would prefer that no one be "hurt" and simply disagree with the concept of nerfing BST entirely. There's not a problem here that needs fixing.

Maybe it does need a bit of a tweek to make it in line with all other jobs that are capable of soloing higher level mobs without being ridiculously too easy.

It doesn't need a tweak, because it isn't as mindlessly easy as they claim it is.

But I'm not a bst so what do I know. :P

And therein lies the problem. People who've never played the job and don't understand it in the slightest are asking for a change that they don't even know how to implement. I just hope SE sees them for the ignorant trolls they are, and doesn't take their "concerns" the least bit seriously.

[Calamity]

I presented an idea which would not hurt real BSTs only leechers, still not good enough for people, so no, doesn't matter either, way. I stopped because people are just fighting to fight now.

Actually you I gave credit to for at least trying. Even though I'm not sure about your idea, at least the effort was there. My response was actually very specifically aimed at Natenn