lol This thread was a good read. Think it's time to close it up though. OP, to answer your question. No, no one would buy it save the two or three people in this thread who said they would. How about it SE? Spend a lot of money to make a quick, according to this thread, $80 bucks? Or wait until the end of the month and make that same amount in a few seconds?

OP you've really got them cornered!