Option #1, please!

Also, I'd like to hear some of the player arguments against just removing it. Either I'm missing something by not thinking way, way, way, way, way outside the box or they'll be good for a laugh.

...

"Oh, I stuck my collision detection
In the little skunk's hole
And the little skunk said,
'Well, bless my soul!
Take it out! Take it out!
Take it out! Remove it!'

Oh, I didn't take it out
And the little skunk said
'If you don't take it out,
You'll wish you had,
Take it out! Take it out!'
Pheew! I removed it!"