Gay Marriage in Vana'diel

[Asymptotic]

The ESRB is lame.

[Windwhisper]

I love the Original Post. It shows great creativity. Please stay the way you are

[Meyi]

Of course, being the polite and refined young man that that I am, I'd respond by asking if they felt there was a top/bottom thing going and who the bottom was.

There was. Me. Always me. Glad they got that one part right, at least!

2. Taru on taru action. Those blood-curdling japanese orgasm screams can be dubbed in for the romance scene between the two taru when you finally take her back to the Mog House. A sure-fire hit!

[Me gusta]

Well you know, I too am a taru, and I am many fabulous shades of the Pride Rainbow.

...Brb jumping to Phoenix and proposing to Spank.

[Ziyyigo-Tipyigo]

As I've mentioned elsewhere, ESRB isn't worldwide, it's NA-onry.

Meanwhile, XIV also has a T rating, in spite of S-E's relentless quest to be "darker and edgier" with "obligatory swearing" and regular, frequent allusions to lesbian sex.

[Asymptotic]

Really though, I meant this thread to be more of a playful commentary (hence the NPC interviews) D:

Still, sucks that the ESRB is dumb.

[cidbahamut]

Or maybe.. because it's a fucking waste of resources?

That's never stopped them from implementing and updating frivolous stuff before. Lack of resources only ever stops them from implementing worthwhile gameplay changes.

[Asymptotic]

That's never stopped them from implementing and updating frivolous stuff before. Lack of resources only ever stops them from implementing worthwhile gameplay changes.

Something something something sange.

[Sparthos]

That's never stopped them from implementing and updating frivolous stuff before. Lack of resources only ever stops them from implementing worthwhile gameplay changes.

And much like the other frivolous stuff before it, I think adding something like this would be a waste of time.

Put gay marriages in a game like XIV with a budget, not the game that can't even get normal content nevermind bells and whistles. The current marriage system is a waste of time, the Kokba hostel is the waste of time (I bet most dont even know the SE sanctioned cyber rooms exist) and this too would be a waste of time.

[Camiie]

Or maybe.. because it's a fucking waste of resources?

The Great King Sparthos has spoken! Vana'diel be His land to rule over as He doth see fit! Let us move along fellow peasants and be thankful that our Lord has graced us with his berating! Even His wrath is an honor to which we are less than worthy!

Oh, since we're on useless additions (people dont even use the current marriage system much) can I have a dating simulator where I can choose from one of 12 NPCs to woo and eventually take back to MH for a little pixel on pixel action?

I can see it now:

1. Dodging my elvaan F girlfriends father to deliver a box of blood chocolates to her window. Make the dad true sound and if you're caught he spams doom and stun followed by the screen fading to black.

2. Taru on taru action. Those blood-curdling japanese orgasm screams can be dubbed in for the romance scene between the two taru when you finally take her back to the Mog House. A sure-fire hit!

3. Your Galka romance can involve roasting sausages over the fire which leads to a steamy romance in the wilds of Gustaberg. Since Galka have no specific gender, this wonderful romance would be open to members of both sexes. Balance!

I would totally play that game. I think you're on to something here! Hail to The King, baby!

[cidbahamut]

And much like the other frivolous stuff before it, I think adding something like this would be a waste of time.

Put gay marriages in a game like XIV with a budget, not the game that can't even get normal content nevermind bells and whistles. The current marriage system is a waste of time, the Kokba hostel is the waste of time (I bet most dont even know the SE sanctioned cyber rooms exist) and this too would be a waste of time.

Obligatory:


I tend to agree with you that there are more pressing matters, like making the game not suck and adding more content, but resources permitting there's no reason this shouldn't be something that's slated to get changed eventually.