Gay Marriage in Vana'diel

[Asymptotic]

Maybe if you hadn't undermined the institution of marriage with divorce...

[Asymptotic]

Mayakov is gay. Trust me. We ... well we had too much Dawn Mulsum .. and uh .. he looks exactly like me ... and uh ... nevermind.

I know.

Also, I'm 100% sure that Lehko was hitting on me when he said we'd be "firm" friends.

[Camiie]

Also, I'm 100% sure that Lehko was hitting on me when he said we'd be "firm" friends.

Psssh. Lehko swings all kind of ways!

(And as for Mayakov, "effeminate" isn't the same thing as "homosexual." Foudeel, Wahboud, and Bashraf in Aht Urhgan, on the other hand...)

Well, those guys were under the influence if you know what I mean. I think the true non-hetero coupling in FFXI is Prishe and Ulmia! Come on... you know it's true!

[Rosalie]

Old dead thread is here.

[Asymptotic]

Old dead thread is here.

This thread is better, contribute or gladly show yourself to the door.
We don't need your childish reaction images and smart-mouth comments.

[Ziyyigo-Tipyigo]

This thread is better

I believe you mean "more fabulous."

[cidbahamut]

There's really no reason not to implement this.

You know, other than homophobia.

[SpankWustler]

There's really no reason not to implement this.

Balance:

There are fewer homosexuals playing Final Fantasy XI than heterosexuals, and thus the detached hatred expressed per homosexual player has to be even higher than normal to balance things out across demographics.

Someone has been looking for something really nasty to do to the dozen or so Eskimos who play Final Fantasy XI for at least the past five years. Something really, really nasty.

[Sparthos]

There's really no reason not to implement this.

You know, other than homophobia.

Or maybe.. because it's a fucking waste of resources?

Oh, since we're on useless additions (people dont even use the current marriage system much) can I have a dating simulator where I can choose from one of 12 NPCs to woo and eventually take back to MH for a little pixel on pixel action?

I can see it now:

1. Dodging my elvaan F girlfriends father to deliver a box of blood chocolates to her window. Make the dad true sound and if you're caught he spams doom and stun followed by the screen fading to black.

2. Taru on taru action. Those blood-curdling japanese orgasm screams can be dubbed in for the romance scene between the two taru when you finally take her back to the Mog House. A sure-fire hit!

3. Your Galka romance can involve roasting sausages over the fire which leads to a steamy romance in the wilds of Gustaberg. Since Galka have no specific gender, this wonderful romance would be open to members of both sexes. Balance!

[SpankWustler]

2. Taru on taru action. Those blood-curdling japanese orgasm screams can be dubbed in for the romance scene between the two taru when you finally take her back to the Mog House. A sure-fire hit!