Quote Originally Posted by Arcon View Post
This. No reason for things to aggro that you can smash to a pulp in seconds with your bare fists as a naked BRD99.
"I SING THE SONG OF YOUR FURIOUS DESTRUCTION!

DIE, ROBBER CRAB, AS I BITTERLY RECITE THE NAMES OF MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS IN METERED FORM!

SAM!

GERTRUDE!

GLASSLAKE MOONRIVER! -- DON'T ASK!

TEMPERANCE!

REGINA!

CLARISSA!

CHASTITY! ... IRONY!

BERTHA MATILDA CLEMSON!

THEY MOSTLY HAVE WEIRD NAMES?

I LIVED NEXT TO A MENNONITE PLACE FOR A WHILE! OKAY?

OKAY!

I AM RATHER APPEALING,

COMPARED TO THAT YEAR'S EIGHTEENTH QUILTING BEE!

OKAY?!"