Joke Weapons

[Camiie]

Why waste resources on useless crap?

You heard the man! Stop having fun, everyone!

[Sarick]

H2H weapons cannot be DMG:1, they always are DMG:+0 or higher. But a hidden effect that caps damage at 1 is possible.

Still, the whole concepts is too much work for a joke weapon. Boxing Gloves with just a sound effect is okay though.

Now, if the Caver's Shovel would allow you to dig like a chocobo...

Boxing gloves hidden effect attack damage reduction 50%
Boxing gloves hidden effect guard damage reduction 50%

Then they would actually be useful for something.

Boxing Gloves
(Hand-to-Hand)All Races
DMG:1 Delay:+0
Allows use of "Knock-Out Punch"
Lv.1 MNK PUP (Assuming there's one of each weapon, rather than one for each job.)
-It's 1 DMG instead of +1 DMG because it does maximum 1 damage per hit.
-Knock-Out Punch is a special weaponskill that's meant to just look goofy, like job emotes that do alittle damage.

Allows use of "Knock-Out Punch"

If it's a non-elemental magic based WS I'm all for it!

[Mirage]

A two handed all job lvl 1 rubber great sword wouldn't be junk. Joke part: when it hit's it makes wabbly sound.

I've been wanting something like this for years. Every other weapon has a low level counter part. Something like this would be be really nice for freeezebite triggers.

If wasting resources on junk is a bad thing why not just make the chaosbringer all jobs?

It'd be fair for everyone and make the weapon multi-purpose.

Is there an all jobs joke scythe? I've been looking for that but haven't found anything.

[Sarick]

Is there an all jobs joke scythe? I've been looking for that but haven't found anything.

No, but there is the Ark Scythe that transforms you into the crystal ark angel taru.

This isn't listed on wiki.ffxiclopedia.org at the time of this post.

It doesn't say all jobs but is still very good. IT SHOULD SAY ALL JOBS. Technically, I think it's all jobs. I counted 20 jobs in the list of jobs that could use it. Why didn't SE just say all jobs instead of adding the whole list?

Jobs listed >>
WAR MNK WHM BLM RDM THF PLD DRK BST BRD RNG SAM NIN DRG SMN BLU COR PUP DNC SCH

[Mirage]

So all procs on a single job is exclusive to people who participated in that real-life bonanza? That's pretty shitty!

Oh, wait, i guess both Koki and Ei is possible on war/nin now if you have a lot of pretty rare gear.