An optimistic reading tells me, "We're going to test this for a long time because it really is a dramatic change that will make a huge difference. Part of the big deal is the inclusion of Gravity in the change, and that really is a big deal."

A pessimistic reading tells me, "I just inhaled whatever comes out of a fluorescent bulb when it is broken. The giant insect to the left of the graphics department is telling me that everything from the Magical Land of Voidwatch-Land shall forever be immune to Paralyze and Slow. Gravity II shall be a farce, a farce like the human skin worn by the demon who 'works' on the fourth floor. We'll be watching the effects of these changes like the black helicopters watch me - always watch me, always watching."