FFXI Limericks (Read for fun!)

[Zinato]

A few more brought to you by Gargantua and the letters T, o and M

There once was a taru who liked to dance
She would perform in Jeuno at every chance
One day her face turned red
For when she got out of bed
She forgot to put on her pants

Tauri are marvelous creatures
Horns, claws and wings are its features
An adventurer watched mortal ray
With his life he did pay
He should have listened to his teachers

There once was a player named Kyle
Who had been camping an NM Awhile
It finally popped
But when it dropped
He noticed he'd forgotten to start the trial

[Savlyn]

A few more brought to you by Gargantua and the letters T, o and M

There once was a player named Kyle
Who had been camping an NM Awhile
It finally popped
But when it dropped
He noticed he'd forgotten to start the trial

SO TRUE! And hilarious lol

[Saefinn]

Well, I can certainly say my name isn't Kyle. ; ;

[Daniel_Hatcher]

Some are good, most are rubbish.

[Savlyn]

Some are good, most are rubbish.

lol Thanks Never find that they're just for fun, right? Good thing you didn't try one, huh? Make a brilliant one that blows all of the other ones away, then I'll accept your opinion. ^^

On a non-derogatory note:

There once was a Sky god named Kirin,
In the hearts of adventurers he put fear in,
He was the king,
Til this Abyssea thing,
And now he just dies when you're near him.

This is the story of a Mithra actually played by a girl,
When people found out their heads started to whirl.
She was harassed by some dudes,
Who told her "send nudes",
And now she plays as an Elvaan named Earl.

There once was a SMN who was in love with her Spirit,
But sadly SE did not want to hear it.
8 years later, SE lowered their MP PERP.
Saying, "That'll fix'em, herp derpa derp!!1"
But now that SMN prefers to use Ifrit.

There was once nearly a player who gave up too soon,
While partying jobs he seemed like a buffoon.
Every bandwagon job he tried
Killed him a little on the inside,
So he fell in love soloing Dragoon.

There once was a WAR who was in such a hurry,
He swung his GA so fast it was blurry,
He was the first to do 5k,
He was a legend, so they say,
Cus now any WAR can with Ukko's Fury.

There once was a master of beasts, birds, and bugs,
Who stood back as his pet tore through Goblin Thugs,
SE then took his Charm,
But meant him no harm,
And now he's just master of Jugs.

There once was a player named Dramaqueen
Who always had to make himself seen.
He was so vain,
He drove people insane,
And so they kicked him to FF Fourteen.


xD Oh the things I think of in class...

[Daniel_Hatcher]

lol Thanks Never find that they're just for fun, right? Good thing you didn't try one, huh? Make a brilliant one that blows all of the other ones away, then I'll accept your opinion. ^^

Such an inaccurate comment, and ever so tedious...

I'll leave on: Don't need to be a chef to know the food is bad. Fare-the-well.

[Savlyn]

Such an inaccurate comment, and ever so tedious...

I'll leave on: Don't need to be a chef to know the food is bad. Fare-the-well.

And no one is asking you to eat here. By all means, "Leave on", and pretend to speak intelligently elsewhere so people think you know what you're talking about.

[Saefinn]

Some are good, most are rubbish.

Perhaps be a little more constructive? This just adds nothing and offers nothing to go on.

[Edyth]

There once was a god named Carbuncle
That owned every avatar and its uncle
Till new armor came out
Goodbye MP drought
Now no one hears from Ratbuncle

There once was a bird named Colibri
Roamed East Ronfaure (S) did he
Till time travelers' deeds
And overhunting did lead
To the present situation you see

There once was a courier named Carrie
All beastmasters did swear she
Was an angel in crab's guise
A warrior baptized
I want her to be my canary

There once was a lass named Brigid
Had a strange fancy, she did
Sent adventurers to sewers
So she could smell the manure
In zombies' panties, gods forbid

[Savlyn]

Brilliant! xD