There once was a place called WoE
Waiting to enter felt slow
Coins for upgrades were bait
And an hour you'll wait
For 5 minutes to fell your foe

There once was an event called Voidwatch
This event the Developers did botch
The event was a bore
Dropping nothing but logs and ore
Viewing spoils was like being kicked in the crotch

This is the story of Dynamis
In this place players did hiss
For a THF would train mobs
Despite the players sobs
And all the mobs could do was miss

A few I came up with waiting for Namtar. Anyway they are ment to be funny and not cause arguments or discussion. (I'm aweful at these kinds of things so I hope I did a decent job)