FFXI Limericks (Read for fun!)

[Zinato]

I want her to be my canary

You win, I award you Fancy Pants +1. These are Rare/ 0.0001% drop off the last VWNM scheduled in Part 5, it is also usable by all jobs. No stats but they sparkle silver, and come with a silver afterglow. Some say they are worth three gold mines and the mountains on top of them. These are the highest honor in FFXI.

[Edyth]

There once was a renegade bugbear
Who all through the forest ran bare
Naked through the breeze
Hugging the trees
Exhibiting his ponderous man pair

I once dated a handsome goblin
Who wanted me to meet his moblins
Incredibly tough
I've had enough
I'm not yours for gobblin'

[Krashport]

There once was a company named Square Enix,
That had a problem with getting things finished.
They let us put items on mules making us look
like fools having us pay for more space.

[Zinato]

There once was a player name John.
Who wrote a wonderful song.
He shouted it in town.
Though it made him frown.
His song was one word too .

Oh and about that win of Edyth's

I want to be your canary is from Final Fantasy IX
A personal favorite of mine
So I made this rhyme
To tell of a time
When I liked SquareSoft games just fine

I've played all 13 Final Fantasy (won't touch XIV until its out of beta) IX is still my favorite.

[Savlyn]

I really loved FinalFantasy IX too,
And an homage to it was long overdue,
I loved all the rest,
But 10 was the best,
And everything past 11 is poo.

[Erics]

There once was a man on BLU,
Who dreamed of doing end game too,
Out came Almace,
Putting Z's on all mobs face,
Now he can be top DD, it's true!